Me Ali G Rymz...

Ere is a collection of da rymz, BOYAKASHA!

Old mother hubbard,
Went to da cupboard,
To get her old dog a bone.
When she bent over,
Rover took over,
And gave da bitch a bone of his own.

Hickory, dickory, dock,
This bitch was sucking me cock
Da clock struck two,
I dumped me goo
And dropped her at da end of da block.

Mary had a little lamb,
She kept in da backyard.
When she took her panties off,
His wooly dick got hard

Little boy blue......,
He needed da money.

Dere was an old lady oo lived in a shoe.
She ad so many kids
Her uterus fell out, innit.

Old mother goose,
Yeah, I fucked her.

Jack and Jill went up da hill
Each with a dollar and a quarter
Jill came down with two dollars fifty,
Da dirty hoe.

Mary, Mary, quite contrary,
Trim that pussy, It's too damn hairy.
Bitch.

Little Miss Muffet,
Sat on a tuffet,
Eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider, and sat down besideher,
And said, hey,
what's in da bowl bitch?

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a big fall,
All da king's horses and all da king's men,
Said, served you
right you fat fucker.
Bitch, innit.